Enjoy jail time, all who watched this.
Movie in more sentences:
Follow the life of a child with an unhealthy fascination for homosexual intercourse.
Oh God.
I guess this was going to happen someday. While this 3 episode series is obviously a hentai, more specifically a hentai that should be forbidden, the trolls of the internet already embraced this piece of trash with love and use the now infamous name "Boku no Pico" against newcomers to anime.
Now, I knew the gist of it before going into it, but like hearing about an unbelievably insane creepypasta, I looked it up anyway.
Perhaps I was hoping this boy to not really be a 10 year old.
Perhaps I was hoping it to not be a full blown hentai. Something that would make me say "Well, it's drenched in sin, but at least this one thing didn't happen, so it's not that bad". Because out of experience I know people like to overreact.
Of course this couldn't be one of those cases.
When I watched this series, it immediately reminded me of all those yaoi/slash fangirls at Deviantart and Tumblr. The kind that give me shit for speaking my mind about their fandom.
At the beginning of every episode you see a piece of text explaining that the creators don't support child intercourse and porn, and that the series is meant to be artistic, or some shit like that. And you know what, that's the same free-out-of-jail-card (literally) bullshit these fangirls use against me.
Just how fucking dare you. What artistic value does this series have? What's the art in a grown man jumping a little boy in his car? What's the art in three little boys, appearing gender-confused 90% of the time, circle-jerking it?
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
There was nothing sexy about this hentai. This hentai was pure, unfiltered failure. Opposed to being turned on, if that was even the point, I just turned angry with this stupid kid and his stupid faux-innocent expressions. Pico is the biggest enraging piece of shit I've ever seen in any anime. With his stupid, lame smirking at the end of every fucking episode, as if he's a fucking cute and corky character at the end of a fucking Looney Tunes episode. Bitch, I hope you fall off that bridge and die, you naked, disgusting male whore twat. Where the shit are his parents in all this? Why is he in a relationship with this pedofile in the first episode, but then he hangs out and corrupts this other kid in the next? I couldn't even watch the entire third episode after all this, it was fucking ridiculous. It was just an introduction to another character that looks, talks, acts and dresses like a girl, but is a boy, big surprise, fuck you.
The fucking "super kawaii" intro songs to these episodes are an even bigger joke. They truly are the shit nugget on this shit heap. Who are the fucking people that made this shit? Animation takes a long time to do; did none of these animators stop after a month and went "What the fuck are we doing with our time and money, let's not do this"? It takes a tremendously faul person to make three episodes starring a child with obvious mental issues. Pico should be slapped across the fucking face, get a buzz cut, and sent off to boot camp for the rest of his life.
SHIT.
I guess this was going to happen someday. While this 3 episode series is obviously a hentai, more specifically a hentai that should be forbidden, the trolls of the internet already embraced this piece of trash with love and use the now infamous name "Boku no Pico" against newcomers to anime.
Now, I knew the gist of it before going into it, but like hearing about an unbelievably insane creepypasta, I looked it up anyway.
Perhaps I was hoping this boy to not really be a 10 year old.
Perhaps I was hoping it to not be a full blown hentai. Something that would make me say "Well, it's drenched in sin, but at least this one thing didn't happen, so it's not that bad". Because out of experience I know people like to overreact.
Of course this couldn't be one of those cases.
When I watched this series, it immediately reminded me of all those yaoi/slash fangirls at Deviantart and Tumblr. The kind that give me shit for speaking my mind about their fandom.
At the beginning of every episode you see a piece of text explaining that the creators don't support child intercourse and porn, and that the series is meant to be artistic, or some shit like that. And you know what, that's the same free-out-of-jail-card (literally) bullshit these fangirls use against me.
Just how fucking dare you. What artistic value does this series have? What's the art in a grown man jumping a little boy in his car? What's the art in three little boys, appearing gender-confused 90% of the time, circle-jerking it?
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
There was nothing sexy about this hentai. This hentai was pure, unfiltered failure. Opposed to being turned on, if that was even the point, I just turned angry with this stupid kid and his stupid faux-innocent expressions. Pico is the biggest enraging piece of shit I've ever seen in any anime. With his stupid, lame smirking at the end of every fucking episode, as if he's a fucking cute and corky character at the end of a fucking Looney Tunes episode. Bitch, I hope you fall off that bridge and die, you naked, disgusting male whore twat. Where the shit are his parents in all this? Why is he in a relationship with this pedofile in the first episode, but then he hangs out and corrupts this other kid in the next? I couldn't even watch the entire third episode after all this, it was fucking ridiculous. It was just an introduction to another character that looks, talks, acts and dresses like a girl, but is a boy, big surprise, fuck you.
The fucking "super kawaii" intro songs to these episodes are an even bigger joke. They truly are the shit nugget on this shit heap. Who are the fucking people that made this shit? Animation takes a long time to do; did none of these animators stop after a month and went "What the fuck are we doing with our time and money, let's not do this"? It takes a tremendously faul person to make three episodes starring a child with obvious mental issues. Pico should be slapped across the fucking face, get a buzz cut, and sent off to boot camp for the rest of his life.
SHIT.
