donderdag 2 februari 2017

(Average) Monster Musume: Everyday Life with Monster Girls

NOTE: Stopped watching after the 9th episode.

Series in one sentence:

Monster Musume: Everyday Torture with Annoying, Horny Monster Girls


Series in more sentences:

A regular boy is forced to accept a growing group of female monsters into his home, as is part of the newly introduced monster exchange program. Because monsters are still not allowed to live in the human world or walk the streets without being accompanied by a "human foster parent", they are dependant on their caretaker and there's friendly jealousy going around. But when the boy is ordered by the government to pick one of them for a test marriage, the already amoured girls become even more eager to swoon him.
 

This anime was obviously made for horny boys with a boob fetish and men with a child... fetish. Still, this series is on such a weird edge, I think normal people would just look up regular porn instead.
I wasn't even looking for this mess, I stumbled upon it, thinking it was something else. I'm surprised I kept on watching, I was done after the 3rd episode.

There's alot of sexual humor in this anime, which I tried to appreciate during the first few episodes, but I soon discovered it was just soft porn trying to excuse itself by calling itself a joke. But these "jokes" happen all the time and can get painfully graphic and loud. There's only one joke that actually made me laugh, and that was the scene where the boy was riding the centaur girl and the crowd was staring at her bouncing chest, and she mistook their response and became emotional. That's funny. Not a scene where a seemingly underage girl is trying to get a cellphone and it looks like she's pleasuring herself all over, loud moaning included. Nor is it funny when all the girls get "sucked off" by a slime monster. Hate that slime monster, by the way, lame character that's only inserted to create the occasional lesbian scene.

This show offers nothing, story-wise. Every time I think it starts to go somewhere, it shoves a small girl's crotch, giant nippleless breasts, or a lesbian act in my face. All these monster girls are such horrid, annoying beasts, there's no favourite, only "who I hate less".

I adored the harpy girl when I first saw her, but she became frustrating and shitty fast, the slime girl is childish as fuck as well, the snake girl has no respect for boundaries to begin with and keeps breaking the poor guy in half, the mermaid character has some strange fetish for personal misery, the spider character could've been a good addition, but the very next thing I saw her do was performing torture and looking for blackmail material of the guy who's been the only human that was ever nice to her, so why?
The only characters I can stand are the boy himself, who seems like a genuinely good kid, and the centaur girl. Her design is atrocious, but well, big breasts seem to be a monster thing in this world. She's one of the few characters I understand why she'd want to marry the main character, and the only one I think deserves him or makes an actual chance. Perhaps the snake girl does as well, but only because he knows her the longest.

The harpy, slime monster and mermaid already don't make a chance because of their personality and mentality, let's be honest here, so it's really only a battle between the centaur and snake. Even though these two fight the least for some reason.

Anyway, I gave this show an average rating because it's still an interesting setting for an anime. It's just performed badly. There was no need for these girls to be so unlikable and the show to be this perverted. Why couldn't it just be about a nice boy attracting every monster girl on his path and have these girls properly fight for his attention?

I'm not going to continue this series, I'd rather watch something that gives me fulfillment. Perhaps the monster girl anime I was actually looking for.



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